she descended from the sky to make her mark upon the world.

she came with an entourage of one hundred forty-four zebras.

there time froze, while the angels of heaven harkened to witness the miracle.

through an immaculate conception, our messiah was born pure.

our sins were cast aside in fire, brimstone and ash.

and out of the rubble, she arose, as a new promise to those who believe in humanity.

she brings both life and death to us all.

ye who are righteous shall receive her blessings, and ye who are wicked shall be damned.

verily it shall be known that the messiah is SAFFRONIA IZUBA.