eclectica
2003-12-02, 20:32
I'm sitting in this cyber cafe by the Brooklyn bridge (this is the exact place where our esteemed member MasturbatingJesus was born), which serves beer, and they have MTV2 now showing on the TV. Well I saw the video for Kelis - Milkshake and I really felt pretty sad afterwards. I mean if they're going to be showing all that then they ought to provide some live girls on the spot. I don't understand why other needs are accomodated so readily, but not the sexual need. I think it's probably some kind of Apollonian-emasculated-Jesus thing, which wants to repress us and causes us to be ashamed of the naturalness of sex in life.
Just think about how odd it is that you have tons of therapists, shrinks, and social services ready to counsel and aid people for their various problems, but if a person needs to get laid he's on his own. What the fuck is that? I feel like calling 911 after watching that video. It's a god damned emergency and I need to get laid ASAP.
I think they ought to make it part of one's medical coverage, or Social Security, to get laid. We are definitely fooling ourselves to think it's optional.
You know those famous words from the Declaration of Independence:
"We hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."
Getting laid falls under the "life" category. A man might as well roll over and die if he doesn't get any. Depriving a man of these basic rights is cruel and unusual punishment.
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Just think about how odd it is that you have tons of therapists, shrinks, and social services ready to counsel and aid people for their various problems, but if a person needs to get laid he's on his own. What the fuck is that? I feel like calling 911 after watching that video. It's a god damned emergency and I need to get laid ASAP.
I think they ought to make it part of one's medical coverage, or Social Security, to get laid. We are definitely fooling ourselves to think it's optional.
You know those famous words from the Declaration of Independence:
"We hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."
Getting laid falls under the "life" category. A man might as well roll over and die if he doesn't get any. Depriving a man of these basic rights is cruel and unusual punishment.
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