MasturbatingJesus
2003-12-24, 02:28
why are we at christmas celebrating the birth of christ? well christ was a mortal, so celebrating the birth of him is also celebrating the inexorable death. we all knew when jesus was born that he would die. and the best part of it, was that he became a scapegoat for our sins. we were cleansed of the original sin.
if we don't recognize christ then we will continue to be damned, and burn in hell. we will never be free of the eternal sin of eve tasting the forbidden seed of the serpent.
it's a sign of christian faith to will the very death of christ. the devil tempts us to wish that christ were to live, if history could be different by our will. we must remain steadfast in our faith, and consider the death of christ to be a good thing. if christ didn't die, then we would not be cleansed of the original sin. if christ didn't die, then christianity wouldn't be as potent, and jesus would never achieve martyr status. jesus would have been another nutcase cult leader who we would soon forget about.
the christians would gladly crucify christ to fulfill their prophesy. if he managed to escape, they would track him with dogs, and throw him right back up there. he must be crucified so that we can have an excuse for our failure. he must die for our sins.
judas was not a traitor. he was the best disciple out there. he simply had the balls to do what the others didn't have to do, which is make a martyr out of their cult leader.
the day that jesus was crucified is called "good friday". if jesus were spared, it would be called "bad friday", or "premature ejaculating jesus friday".
the only true christian was jesus, and he was a sorry ass dumb cult leader. he thinks he died for everyone else when in reality he died just to give his shrewd followers some street credibillity.
let us celebrate christmas in a somber way, and pity the apollonians who have wasted their lives on false causes.
if we don't recognize christ then we will continue to be damned, and burn in hell. we will never be free of the eternal sin of eve tasting the forbidden seed of the serpent.
it's a sign of christian faith to will the very death of christ. the devil tempts us to wish that christ were to live, if history could be different by our will. we must remain steadfast in our faith, and consider the death of christ to be a good thing. if christ didn't die, then we would not be cleansed of the original sin. if christ didn't die, then christianity wouldn't be as potent, and jesus would never achieve martyr status. jesus would have been another nutcase cult leader who we would soon forget about.
the christians would gladly crucify christ to fulfill their prophesy. if he managed to escape, they would track him with dogs, and throw him right back up there. he must be crucified so that we can have an excuse for our failure. he must die for our sins.
judas was not a traitor. he was the best disciple out there. he simply had the balls to do what the others didn't have to do, which is make a martyr out of their cult leader.
the day that jesus was crucified is called "good friday". if jesus were spared, it would be called "bad friday", or "premature ejaculating jesus friday".
the only true christian was jesus, and he was a sorry ass dumb cult leader. he thinks he died for everyone else when in reality he died just to give his shrewd followers some street credibillity.
let us celebrate christmas in a somber way, and pity the apollonians who have wasted their lives on false causes.