MasturbatingJesus
2004-03-02, 04:37
when i see those jesuses hanging on the wall in catholic places, i find that jesus looks scrawny and bony. he looks like a dead sqirrel on a cross, or a piece of shit splattered on the wall. i wonder why catholics have such a scatological fascination with the body of christ. i think it is for shock value. they gain street credibility by prominently displaying the dried piece of meat on the crucifix.
the body of christ is everywhere, and we consume his body in a cannibalistic ritual. the best way to worship christ is in the body and in the spirit. we satisfy the hungers of our body with food and sex, and we satisfy our soul with the love of the lord jesus christ. jesus needs to be fucked, eaten, and loved all at the same time. to do anything less, would mean that we would have an incomplete and unfulfilling relationship with jesus.
those scrawny jesuses on the wall get me horny and hungry. i long for the warm touch of jesus and to eat his flesh. i can't stop myself from resisting the urge to touch the groin area and stroke it. i rub my fingers up and down jesus's crotch and caress it. i only wish that i were there when he was being crucified, so i could pull his penis out from underneath the cloth, and play with it. you know at first the poor thing would be limp and shy due to all the pain that jesus was in. but just you wait; i would take it and run my tongue up and down the shaft, while stroking the lordly balls. and soon enough wouldn't you know it, but jesus would get an erection. in fact it would be the best god damned erection he would ever get in his chaste closeted homosexual life. the contrast with the pain would heighten the pleasure all the more so. you've probably heard of how people like to hang themselves in order to heighten their orgasms while masturbating. well the same principle applies to crucifixion.
sex is violent, and we treat others like a piece of raw meat, in order to fully enjoy it. we devour our lovers in a form of cannibalism, and orgasm is like a miniature death. as you know, jesus didn't just die one day on the cross, but in fact he dies daily whenever we sin. we can fully appreciate jesus by having a very physical, as well as spiritual relationship with him. if we are to masturbate while thinking of jesus, that is a holy act. i have a miniature jesus dildo which i like to insert into my ass while masturbating. it heightens the pleasure, and i usually ejaculate explosively all over genesis chapter 38, verses eight through ten.
i've always had a thing for manly, bearded men on motorcycles. jesus is a really hot macho guy. a holy erotic vision for me would be to see several naked jesuses riding on their harleys with their stiff erect pricks pointing forward, for i shall follow the path of jesus wherever he may leadeth me.
the body of christ is everywhere, and we consume his body in a cannibalistic ritual. the best way to worship christ is in the body and in the spirit. we satisfy the hungers of our body with food and sex, and we satisfy our soul with the love of the lord jesus christ. jesus needs to be fucked, eaten, and loved all at the same time. to do anything less, would mean that we would have an incomplete and unfulfilling relationship with jesus.
those scrawny jesuses on the wall get me horny and hungry. i long for the warm touch of jesus and to eat his flesh. i can't stop myself from resisting the urge to touch the groin area and stroke it. i rub my fingers up and down jesus's crotch and caress it. i only wish that i were there when he was being crucified, so i could pull his penis out from underneath the cloth, and play with it. you know at first the poor thing would be limp and shy due to all the pain that jesus was in. but just you wait; i would take it and run my tongue up and down the shaft, while stroking the lordly balls. and soon enough wouldn't you know it, but jesus would get an erection. in fact it would be the best god damned erection he would ever get in his chaste closeted homosexual life. the contrast with the pain would heighten the pleasure all the more so. you've probably heard of how people like to hang themselves in order to heighten their orgasms while masturbating. well the same principle applies to crucifixion.
sex is violent, and we treat others like a piece of raw meat, in order to fully enjoy it. we devour our lovers in a form of cannibalism, and orgasm is like a miniature death. as you know, jesus didn't just die one day on the cross, but in fact he dies daily whenever we sin. we can fully appreciate jesus by having a very physical, as well as spiritual relationship with him. if we are to masturbate while thinking of jesus, that is a holy act. i have a miniature jesus dildo which i like to insert into my ass while masturbating. it heightens the pleasure, and i usually ejaculate explosively all over genesis chapter 38, verses eight through ten.
i've always had a thing for manly, bearded men on motorcycles. jesus is a really hot macho guy. a holy erotic vision for me would be to see several naked jesuses riding on their harleys with their stiff erect pricks pointing forward, for i shall follow the path of jesus wherever he may leadeth me.