Divine Comedy

[Beejus]

Is there a better place than this here to post such a thread topic? :devil:


A man working on his Mustang was deep in prayer for divine knowledge on the problems unfolding before him. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."

The sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want when I get this Mustang fixed."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Atlantic and the Pacific oceans! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Please take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me and not so personally selfish."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', how I can justify working on my lovely Mustang and, above all, how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"

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[Beejus]

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Lawyer

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have money for food," the poor man replied.
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house" the lawyer said.
"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man then, in a pitiful voice said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"