Bush on Air Force One

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The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One.

http://www.tatom.org./images/6189abe.jpg George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

http://www.tatom.org./images/6189ac8.jpg Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied "I could throw ten $100.00 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

http://www.tatom.org./images/6189ad2.jpg Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10.00 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy".


http://www.tatom.org./images/6189adc.jpg

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made me laugh out loud.....good one

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So George Bush is concerned about the war in Iraq and the American public, and hires a psychic to contact George Washington for advise, Washington tells him: George (Bush), whatever you do you must come clean, always tell the truth, tell them you just made a mistake, but to trust you, you will somehow lead them out this mess.

George Bush, says: uhmmm, I don't think that would work, so he talks to Thomas Jefferson next, and he tells Bush: well George don't try to re-write the Constitution, or try to ignore it or otherwise, you must always abide by it, so just do what it says....

so George says" uhmmm, I don't think that will work either! so he gets Abraham Lincoln who tells Bush: "well George, what you really need is to take a break from all this, why don't you take the night off and go to the theater"

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:kill:

That would please me greatly. I've been praying for it to happen.